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[Jun. 16th, 2005|10:23 pm]
PoA Craziness

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Ha... this is a POA I made about Silva Harpstring's roleplaying site, making fun of everyone. But they LOVED it.


JILL’S AWESOME POA ABOUT HARPY’S ROLEPLAYING SITE

DUMBLEDORE’S OFFICE

Dumbledore: *is on CRACK* Hm… yeah. Okay. Whatever.

Ron: *teenbonically runs in* PROFFESOR! Harry’s about to commit suicide!

Dumbledore: Hm… yeah. Okay. That’s good.

AVA’S CLASSROOM OF GRYFFINDOR HATRED

Hermione: OH MY MERLIN! THERE’S A FREAKING KID HANGING OUTSIDE.

Neville: Yeah… a little help over here? That would be nice…

Ava: Sit down, Granger. The kid should have been IN CLASS about TEN MINUTES ago.

Hermione: But- adda- wibba-

Ava: FIVE HUNDRED POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!

Hermione: *cries*

HARPY’S CLASS NOW TAKEN OVER BY CHEETAH-LADY

Circe: *is rather creepy*

Draco: I teen angst you, Harry!

Harry: I teenbonics you, Draco!

The other random Slytherins: Go Draco! *swoon*

Jillian: Y’all get a room or something…

Circe: *cheetah lady’s around*

ELLIOT’S CLASSROOM OF AWESOMENESS

Elliot: So, yeah. We’re learning about Goblin rebellions. So, they all took over the ministry, chopped of a few heads and all that gore. Now, turn to page twenty seven and you could see the Minister’s head on a silver platter.

Jillian: OH MY GOD SO AWESOME TEACHER!
Draco: *falls asleep anyway ‘cause he’s STUPID*

All the other Female Teachers: HOMG SO HOT TEACHER DUDE!

KEFER/RAYNE’S CLASSROOM WITH A VANISHING TEACHER

Rayne: So, what spells can’t we do outside of school? One per a student.

Jillian: The Killing Curse?

Draco: Oooher! Avada Kedavra!

Jillian: ….because that’s SO not the same thing.

Other Students: *say multiple things despite the one-only rule*

MUGGLE STUDIES

Author of the POA: *hasn’t really paid attention because it’s about government and it’s BORING*

TRANSFIGURATION CLASSROOM OF SNAPE’S GRYFFINDOR-EQUIVILENT

Teacher-offspring-of-McGonagall: *has the STUPIDEST first name ever*

Author: *also hasn’t paid much attention in this class either*

NORTH TOWER

Author of the POA: *avoids that area too*

IN THE DUNGEONS

Snape: *acts like Snape in real life too*

Everyone else: …

Slytherins: Look! A class we’ll actually pass!

Gryffindors: *go all teenbonically*

Snape: GRAMMAR GRAMMAR WEREWOLVES POTIONS GRAMMAR! TEN HUNDRED POINTS OFF!

ANDY’S CLASSROOM OF DETENTION-GIVING AND COLDNESS

Jillian: So, who turned on the air conditioning?

Andy: *glares*

Jillian: …I figured it out now, thanks.

Kefer: Roar. I say stupid comments that aggravate teachers!

Andy: DETENTION FOR A WEEK!

Kefer: Yeah, okay. After Harpster’s detention.

MALFOY’S MANOR OF WEIRD THINGS THAT SHOULD BE AVOIDED

Author of the POA: *hasn’t really read anything there because it’s boring AND has a huge rated-R warning on it, and would rather not read roleplaying sex, plzthx*

HOSPITAL WING OF RANDOM PEOPLE APPEARING

Henry-dude: Find Andy, ym wiiife!

Everyone: You mean someone ACTUALLY married Andy?

Aurelia-person: *is so jealous* I’m oddly mysterious too and nobody marries ME.

Ron: *teenbonically enters* My teeth!

Dumbledore: *fixes quickly* Run away, squirt.

HOG’S HEAD

Jillian: *has to be the coolest bar witch ever*

Kefer: *pisses of Harpstring*

Jillian: *tries to prevent another murder*

Harpstring: I’m firing BOTH of you.

Jillian: DUDE. No fair.

Harpstring: *sighs* Fine, you get your job back. Despite that you are most likely to burn down the place… *drips with sarcasm*

Kefer and Jill: *always make fun of that line secretly* <.<

Aurelia-person: *magically appears AND steals a butterbeer*

Jillian: DUDE. No stealing.

Aurelia: *mysteriously pays*

Hands: *spooky motions*

Jillian: Whoa. A classy person… that’s not Harpstring.

Harpstring: Suck up.

Aurelia: *somehow likes Jill ‘cause she’s all witty*

Ron: *teenbonically walks in and order a firewhiskey in front of 532952 teachers*

Jillian: *gives butterbeer instead because she’s not an IDIOT*

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