Ha... this is a POA I made about Silva Harpstring's roleplaying site, making fun of everyone. But they LOVED it.
JILL’S AWESOME POA ABOUT HARPY’S ROLEPLAYING SITE
Dumbledore: *is on CRACK* Hm… yeah. Okay. Whatever.
Ron: *teenbonically runs in* PROFFESOR! Harry’s about to commit suicide!
Dumbledore: Hm… yeah. Okay. That’s good.
AVA’S CLASSROOM OF GRYFFINDOR HATRED
Hermione: OH MY MERLIN! THERE’S A FREAKING KID HANGING OUTSIDE.
Neville: Yeah… a little help over here? That would be nice…
Ava: Sit down, Granger. The kid should have been IN CLASS about TEN MINUTES ago.
Hermione: But- adda- wibba-
Ava: FIVE HUNDRED POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
HARPY’S CLASS NOW TAKEN OVER BY CHEETAH-LADY
Circe: *is rather creepy*
Draco: I teen angst you, Harry!
Harry: I teenbonics you, Draco!
The other random Slytherins: Go Draco! *swoon*
Jillian: Y’all get a room or something…
Circe: *cheetah lady’s around*
ELLIOT’S CLASSROOM OF AWESOMENESS
Elliot: So, yeah. We’re learning about Goblin rebellions. So, they all took over the ministry, chopped of a few heads and all that gore. Now, turn to page twenty seven and you could see the Minister’s head on a silver platter.
Jillian: OH MY GOD SO AWESOME TEACHER!
Draco: *falls asleep anyway ‘cause he’s STUPID*
All the other Female Teachers: HOMG SO HOT TEACHER DUDE!
KEFER/RAYNE’S CLASSROOM WITH A VANISHING TEACHER
Rayne: So, what spells can’t we do outside of school? One per a student.
Jillian: The Killing Curse?
Draco: Oooher! Avada Kedavra!
Jillian: ….because that’s SO not the same thing.
Other Students: *say multiple things despite the one-only rule*
Author of the POA: *hasn’t really paid attention because it’s about government and it’s BORING*
TRANSFIGURATION CLASSROOM OF SNAPE’S GRYFFINDOR-EQUIVILENT
Teacher-offspring-of-McGonagall: *has the STUPIDEST first name ever*
Author: *also hasn’t paid much attention in this class either*
Author of the POA: *avoids that area too*
IN THE DUNGEONS
Snape: *acts like Snape in real life too*
Everyone else: …
Slytherins: Look! A class we’ll actually pass!
Gryffindors: *go all teenbonically*
Snape: GRAMMAR GRAMMAR WEREWOLVES POTIONS GRAMMAR! TEN HUNDRED POINTS OFF!
ANDY’S CLASSROOM OF DETENTION-GIVING AND COLDNESS
Jillian: So, who turned on the air conditioning?
Jillian: …I figured it out now, thanks.
Kefer: Roar. I say stupid comments that aggravate teachers!
Andy: DETENTION FOR A WEEK!
Kefer: Yeah, okay. After Harpster’s detention.
MALFOY’S MANOR OF WEIRD THINGS THAT SHOULD BE AVOIDED
Author of the POA: *hasn’t really read anything there because it’s boring AND has a huge rated-R warning on it, and would rather not read roleplaying sex, plzthx*
HOSPITAL WING OF RANDOM PEOPLE APPEARING
Henry-dude: Find Andy, ym wiiife!
Everyone: You mean someone ACTUALLY married Andy?
Aurelia-person: *is so jealous* I’m oddly mysterious too and nobody marries ME.
Ron: *teenbonically enters* My teeth!
Dumbledore: *fixes quickly* Run away, squirt.
Jillian: *has to be the coolest bar witch ever*
Kefer: *pisses of Harpstring*
Jillian: *tries to prevent another murder*
Harpstring: I’m firing BOTH of you.
Jillian: DUDE. No fair.
Harpstring: *sighs* Fine, you get your job back. Despite that you are most likely to burn down the place… *drips with sarcasm*
Kefer and Jill: *always make fun of that line secretly* <.<
Aurelia-person: *magically appears AND steals a butterbeer*
Jillian: DUDE. No stealing.
Aurelia: *mysteriously pays*
Hands: *spooky motions*
Jillian: Whoa. A classy person… that’s not Harpstring.
Harpstring: Suck up.
Aurelia: *somehow likes Jill ‘cause she’s all witty*
Ron: *teenbonically walks in and order a firewhiskey in front of 532952 teachers*
Jillian: *gives butterbeer instead because she’s not an IDIOT*